Hilarious downtime page from iFixit

I just tried to visit iFixit, but I was greeted with a maintenance page instead. On the page was a region of text that was being displayed as if it was typed. Here’s what was written there. I chuckled quite a bit. Very clever.

Sorry. They’ve promised me they’re working on it.

The techies, I mean.

I’m sure they’ll have me fixed soon.

You’ve caught me at such a bad time.

You see, my servers aren’t working at the moment.

But once I’m back on my feet, I’ll get you just what you were looking for.

For free!

The best things in life are free, aren’t they?

Except Doritos.

Mmmm… Doritos.

** crunch **

** crunch **

Sometimes I can’t help myself.

** crunch **

The MSG, you know.

The techies say it’s bad for me.

Crumbs in the fans, and so on.

I don’t care.

** crunch **

They’re MY fans, aren’t they?

I’d like to see them serve up ONE page.

Just one!

** crunch **

Maybe then they’d see how much work it is.

** crunch **

It’s tiring. Anyone can make mistakes.

** crunch **

So I spilled some soda and lost a few chips in the works.

These things happen.

** crunch **

Right?

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